Apr 7
  • I went tanning last night and now my face hurts when I smile. Good thing I’m a miserable fuck.
  • I am packed. This has been an update.
  • Today I am cooking 5 days worth of meals for my mother in law because I am the most awesome (and stupid) wifey sauce that ever lived.
  • I want J Lo’s Miami Glow perfume.  Don’t judge me.
  • A quart sized zip loc is absolute bullshit when it comes to holding toiletries. 
  • Day after tomorrow….suck it.