I'm a middle aged girly girl looking for her place in this world. Or maybe just a seat on the bus. I have kids, or maybe it's more like my kids have me. I don't know. Eater of meat. Drinker of booze. Talker of all the shit. Also? I host a mean party.




I'm SARKASTICKUNT everywhere.
You should come find me.

14

Dec. '12

  • One more week until we leave for our Richmond Holiday Takeover. Packing all the kids and all our shit into our car and then sitting in said car for 8 hours is making my butt clench just thinking about it. But yay BUZZ AND NEDS and YAY warm KRISPY KREME and YAY being in my favorite town next to the one I already live in.
  • I am many things. I swear, if you don’t believe me…ask anyone….but crazy and deluded enough to create a page about MYSELF where I bash MYSELF is just plain fucking insane. Even too much crazy for my warped ass to wrap around. And if you for ONE SECOND believe the irrational and (now that I think about) extremely comical bullshit being spewed by someone who is obviously suffering a mental deficit, then UNFOLLOW ME NOW. I am a loud sometimes snotty bitch but I am not malicious, even to myself and I am not so spiteful and so filled with rage that I would waste my morning and afternoon riling up the people I care about with this junior high bullshit. I sent all screen shots to Tumblr…there is an investigation…because the harassment is ongoing…and THIS IS ALL I WILL SAY ABOUT THIS HERE AGAIN. I hope you get some help, sweetheart. Because you need it in the most frightening way.
  • Farina is not waffles. And turkey bacon is the limpest saddest bacon of them all.

  1. mathcat345 said: I’m clueless as to the second bullet, but hope it all is sorted out soon. Enjoy the warm Krispy Kremes in your future! Hugs!
  2. thatchicmichelle said: Create one about me instead! Yay harassing is fun!
  3. socialismandrum said: You are all kinds of awesome. Have a great trip! xxoo
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