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This, my bitch…is an EVERYTHING BAGEL.
It is a bagel with everything on it.
Poppy seeds, sesame seeds, salt, garlic, onion.
It is the most precious and delicious thing to ever exist.
It tastes the best warm, with a scallion or similarly flavored cream cheese.
I can annihilate two or more of these on any given hungover sunday.
Once you have one, you will always have one.
You. Are. Welcome.

This, my bitch…is an EVERYTHING BAGEL.

It is a bagel with everything on it.

Poppy seeds, sesame seeds, salt, garlic, onion.

It is the most precious and delicious thing to ever exist.

It tastes the best warm, with a scallion or similarly flavored cream cheese.

I can annihilate two or more of these on any given hungover sunday.

Once you have one, you will always have one.

You. Are. Welcome.