This, my bitch…is an EVERYTHING BAGEL.
It is a bagel with everything on it.
Poppy seeds, sesame seeds, salt, garlic, onion.
It is the most precious and delicious thing to ever exist.
It tastes the best warm, with a scallion or similarly flavored cream cheese.
I can annihilate two or more of these on any given hungover sunday.
Once you have one, you will always have one.
You. Are. Welcome.