I'm a middle aged girly girl looking for her place in this world. Or maybe just a seat on the bus. I have kids, or maybe it's more like my kids have me. I don't know. Eater of meat. Drinker of booze. Talker of all the shit. Also? I host a mean party.




I'm SARKASTICKUNT everywhere.
You should come find me.

It’s perfectly acceptable to go to your doctor’s office drunk as fuck on mimosas and purse vodka…right?

I’m asking for a friend who is scared shitless to walk in there sober.

  1. brniidgrl said: sending positive vibes, juju, buddah belly rubs and prayers. xoxo
  2. whiskeyandwaves said: thinking of you!
  3. krzten reblogged this from sarkastickunt and added:
    Lmao!