When you give up the pussy too soon and consequently fall in love with said peen before you even find out the guys last name, marital status or before he even has a chance to take his beer goggles off.
nopantson said: I fucked Chris before I even knew that was his first name. JUDGE ME BITCHES! So yeah, I’ve been made fun of for this very definition. Incidentally, it’s not the worst thing I’ve been made fun of. JUDGE ME MORE! Lulz
I'm a middle aged girly girl looking for her place in this world, but I'd settle for just a seat on the bus. I have kids, although it's probably more like my kids have me. Eater of meat. Drinker of booze. Talker of all the shit. This is me. Or at least the me I am right this very second.
I'm SARKASTICKUNT everywhere.
You should come find me.