Sarkastickunt

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  • My son had a seizure last night at 11 pm and no one called me until almost 1 am. I went to go see him and found out he hasn’t been taking his meds. AT ALL.
  • My parents are completely unfit to care for him but he refuses to come back home unless I give him his own room.
  • Sorry PARTNER…you must done lost yo mind.
  • After spending 30 minutes in a room with my father where he scratched himself like he had fleas he then admitted he had fucking shingles. FUCKING CHICKEN POX!!!
  • I have never had chicken pox…and I have been ripping my skin off since 1 am.
  • I am totally skeeved out by my family. I cant even imagine what people think when they look at them…I know that when I do I am just overwhelmed by sad.
  • I didn’t work out today. I think I will go to zumba at 8…fake it till you make it…AMIRITE??
  • I ate tuna with chipotle mayo over a salad for lunch so if you kiss me,  my lips taste like heart disease.
  • I discovered a web site called HUNGRY GIRL…and OMG they give you swapped out recipes with caloric content cut in half…I don’t know what it means that I am excited about diet food.
  • I think I kinda like it though.
  • A mom outside of the school this morning waved me down and asked me what diet I was on because she said I was “melting away” and she wanted to feel the burn too.
  • I was so happy after I walked away from her that I started crying.
  • Yeah, yeah…I know. I’m a fucking girl.
  • To date I have lost 35 pounds…and once I lose the three I gained on vacation i will be that much closer to my goal.
  • My goal was not and still is not to be skinny. I am doing this diet so I can live to watch my kids grow up and to get my heart healthy.
  • NO blood pressure meds and healing my pre diabetes and hopefully get healthy enough that my fibro flares will decrease is all I think about when I eat or work out.
  • Although sometimes I do think about being so skinny all my ex boyfriends will see me on facebook and cry themselves to sleep because DUH…HOTNESS.
  • I am going to Boston in July and seriously thinking about going to DC in June. At first I was hesitant but the ratio of people I like is way higher than the percentage of those I don’t…so to not spend time with the people I love seems really selfish.
  • I am only selfish 35% of the time.
  • I just burped and I’m ashamed to know myself.