Sarkastickunt

I'm a middle aged girly girl looking for her place in this world. Or maybe just a seat on the bus. I have kids, or maybe it's more like my kids have me. I don't know. Eater of meat. Drinker of booze. Talker of all the shit. Also? I host a mean party.

I'm SARKASTICKUNT everywhere.
You should come find me.

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Apr. '12

My uterus is trying to pound it’s way out of my insides with it’s sharpened talons and I am writhing on my bed in pain because…ya know…I’m a girl and stuff.

My horror-mones are raging and racing and running through my body like a drunken college aged streaker during hazing week.

I don’t understand why I still have to have this monthly ritual of pain. I don’t want and I can’t have any more children. I am old. I don’t need pretty hair and strong nails and healthy bones so fuck estrogen.

I have put in my time. A nearly 30 year sentence.

Someone get the Governor on the line, this girl needs a pardon.