My uterus is trying to pound it’s way out of my insides with it’s sharpened talons and I am writhing on my bed in pain because…ya know…I’m a girl and stuff.

My horror-mones are raging and racing and running through my body like a drunken college aged streaker during hazing week.

I don’t understand why I still have to have this monthly ritual of pain. I don’t want and I can’t have any more children. I am old. I don’t need pretty hair and strong nails and healthy bones so fuck estrogen. 

I have put in my time. A nearly 30 year sentence.

Someone get the Governor on the line, this girl needs a pardon.