Sarkastickunt

Sometimes I wish my vagina was a penis because when a guy wants to freshen up, all he has to do is soap up a rag and scrub his junk until it squeaks.

For a woman, all her equipment is up high and out of reach like a rabid raccoon hiding in an attic and cleaning it is a three step process that involves recon, special ops and backup.

  1. blondecougar reblogged this from sarkastickunt and added:
    truer statement been made. Amen girl!
  2. goodybrains said: Vaginas are self-cleaning! (then again they do a half-assed job sometimes)
  3. misterprankster said: We were talking about scraping the ball junk off with a spatula and flicking it at this dude’s wife. Well I was just listening really because I stay fresh but he says he likes to make her special breakfasts DOORBELL MY DINNER’S HERE perfect timing!
  4. erinmargrethe said: I like to pretend my vagina is a civil rights protester from the 60’s and get out the high pressure hose.
  5. mattdoucette said: The best way to get a raccoon out of a crawl space is a tennis ball soaked in fox urine…and this has nothing to with what you were talking about. Stupid ADHD…
  6. whiskeyandwaves said: bwahahaha