Sarkastickunt
Trues and Dares

  • I want to have sex with a few of you. Not all at once…but maybe.
  • I am not a fan of lingerie. I think it’s a waste of time. I’d rather spend the money on sheets and stuff. At least I can use those again.
  • I give great advice. I just suck at taking it.
  • I bite my cuticles. And if I could get my toes in my mouth, I’d chew the skin on my feet too.
  • My farts don’t smell. Unless I am sick.
  • I blow my nose in the shower. Not sure why I do it. I’ve been doing it since I was 16. Judge me…go ahead. Me and my clear nostrils don’t care.
  • I like anal sex. A lot.
  • I have a birth mark on my upper inner thigh…like by my bikini area. And I have shaved it off at least 30 times and it always comes back. 
  • The smell of Redbull makes me wanna yack.
  • I have been on 6 different talk show during the 90’s…some more than once.
  • Pizza makes the lambs stop screaming.
  • I need sex…like now. Like until I’m chafed. 
  • This one is just for show.

94 notes
3 months ago
  1. ryanlrussell said: I’ve wondered that about you, but though it would be rude to ask.
  2. sue-z-queue said: Redbull smell makes sick too… it’s gross.