Sarkastickunt

I don’t wanna splooge all over your dash with sappy lovey dovey shit…but fuck you. I’m gonna.

I just wanna tell you guys something.

Pay attention.

Ready?

Never judge anyone without really doing your fucking research.

Uh uh.

Nope.

Don’t do it.

Two years ago, I fucking HATED Cherilyn.

No, seriously.

I loathed her.

I blocked her on Twitter, so you know that shit was serious.

We just bumped heads and threw up middle fingers and said FUCK YOU, in unison.

Then, she got herself a Tumblr. And she followed me.

And then I followed her back..because REASONS.

And then we spoke ONE TIME…and that was it.

It was like..DUH..why are we fighting? Why aren’t we besties and talking everyday and fuck that NOW WE DO.

And ya know what?

I can’t imagine my life without her in it.

Point blank.

Period.

Suck on that.

She is all the awesomes rolled into one garbage bag wearing awesome.

And if it hadn’t been for Tumblr, a missed period and whatever voodoo magic the galaxy worked to bring us together…we would still be hating each other and not knowing why and missing out on the lovefest that is our friendship.

And, well…how much would that suck?

So…yeah.

Don’t judge people and stuff.