Sarkastickunt
Things that make me happy….

  • new batteries in my vibrator
  • pink Starburst
  • buffalo chicken salad
  • when my engagement ring is clean
  • reading late at night in bed when the house is quiet
  • good hair days
  • steak and potatoes
  • masturbating
  • gossiping with my friends
  • drinking with my friends
  • just being with my friends
  • payday
  • soft serve vanilla ice cream with caramel
  • das internets
  • listening to music
  • cotton candy
  • did i mention masturbation?
  • my 2 hours of peace and quiet when I’m at the gym
  • when my kids are being cute
  • pedicures
  • kissing girls
  • people watching
  • christopher
  • when my bathroom is clean
  • tomato soup with grilled cheese
  • alone time
  • text messages about nothing in particular
  • when someone tells me my kids are awesome
  • mixing my leftover chinese food together into one big stir fry the day after.
  • flavored lip gloss
  • iced decaf caramel lattes
  • reality tv
  • oh and masturbating.

72 notes
4 months ago
  1. sparkgrrl658 said: i am loving reading these because everyone’s are just so damn good. this is no exception.
  2. girl-detective said: You know, Michele, it’s pretty weird that you found my list and then added things about Christopher and your kids to it (;-P)
  3. suzyfuckingtaco said: Have you ever tried masturbating in caramel?
  4. therealpottymouth said: kissing girls. no shit. i miss kissing girls.
  5. yhf said: I totally read “pink Starburst” as a euphemism.