Sarkastickunt
Troothies and what not

  • I got up and went to the gym firs thing this morning and made it my mother fucking bitch.
  • I am still having issues with my venue and I cannot shake the ball in my gut telling me to haul ass and go look somewhere else. 
  • We get our tax money just in time for Snark so that I can drink all my deductions away.
  • I need a pedicure so bad my feet are no longer speaking to me.
  • Why does 2 hours of cardio always make me have to poop?
  • I don’t like when people bullshit me. Especially when I put my neck on the line time and time again to prove that I say what I feel and I mean what I say.
  • I am getting my hair cut and colored this weekend and I am excited to feel normal again.
  • I miss my 18 year old self’s ass. This 37 year old one in it’s place is fucking ridiculous.
  • No, seriously? Why does exercise stimulate my bowels?

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1 month ago
  1. i-am-randomisms said: I usually have to poop as soon as I start working out.
  2. tweetface said: haha I think it’s the extra water that you drink while you’re working out. That’s my theory anyway.