Sarkastickunt

Because if I was and if I did, I would get in my car and drive to Naples, Florida and pick up my best friend and we would then drive to Orlando so that we could go to the tweetup together and have all the beers. ALL OF THEM.

And then we would wear our animal hats and pretend it was colder than it really was and we would sit in a corner and laugh and be awkward and talk really loud and smile a lot and take ridiculous pictures and then post them to Tumblr and never once use the word ELITE because only assholes do that, but holy shit we completely are and we would have the best time ever.

Because when we get together, Thats. Just. What. We. Do.