Sarkastickunt

I like pizza. I like pizza with weird shit on it. Penne ala vodka, caesar salad, buffalo chicken. I like the crust to be crispy but greasy. I hate when it’s burnt, even a little. I always pluck any air bubbles from the dough with my fingers. I don’t like it to be smothered in sauce. I don’t like garlic salt or pepper flakes. I eat the bottom part first and make my way to the crust. Eating a slice with a fork and knife is unAmerican. Garlic knots are an acquired taste. I don’t like when they are baked, they have to be fried. I can eat an entire pie by myself if my ovaries tell me it’s a good idea.