December 2009
I'm making 2010 my bitch
This year has been so unbelievably heartbreaking for me, on so many levels.
I lost my friend in March to lupus, and with her death came the return of my anxiety disorder. Something I thought was long dead and buried some 12 years before. I started to think every cold, every stomachache, every headache was my body’s way of telling me I was next. I lost sleep. I lost friends. I lost the...
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I don't have any pictures to post from when I was...
Because I don’t have a scanner. Also, OH MY GOD was I funny looking.
My head is feeling a little better.
Which is definatly a good thing considering I felt like utter shit all day.
When did I turn into an old bag of farts who can’t hold her liquor and is ready for bed after she tosses back three drinks???
This growing up thing sucks.
I went to a Tweetup last night and had WAY too...
but I got to hang out with some AMAZING people.
Twitter blows my mind, I swear. 8 months ago I was this sad, lonely chick with way too much time on her hands who would sit inside her own head and dwell on shit she couldn’t change. And now I’m learning to trust people again. And smiling more. And letting people in. And it’s a good feeling. Scary, but good.
This small community...
Holy shit!!! I'm glad that's over.
I don’t know about you, but I need a nap. Take your pants off and lets meet in my bed.
I had a dream about you last night.
(via heyheyyy)
how did my hair look???
The kids are playing
The roast is cooking.
And Mommy is bored.
Words with friends: kunteriffic
I spell better after 5 glasses of wine
Words with Friends.
Kunteriffic.
Merry Drunkmas.
Noooooooo....
YOU’RE drinking your fourth glass of wine and slurring your speech.
HOLY SHIT XANADU IS ON!!!!
FUCKYEAHROLLERSKATING!!!
No, *YOU* are insane from not sleeping.
I hardly ever complain
Except for right now. Because it’s 7am. And I should be sleeping. And I went to bed with hurt feelings. And I have chapped lips. And I still have shopping to do. And it’s cold outside. And I have a headache. And I have a lot on my mind. And I haven’t been sleeping. And my parents make me insane. And my kids are acting out. And my love life can make me openly weep. And my hypertension is ruining my...
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I want a huge glass of Pepsi with a lot of ice and...
worldwarmike:
sarkastickunt:
Right now. Thank you.
I DO TOO! BUT IN A GLASS BOTTLE!!
It’s the best thing to drink after swimming or sex!
It’s also a good drink to cry INTO when you don’t get to do either of those things.
I want a huge glass of Pepsi with a lot of ice and...
Right now. Thank you.
Don't think just because I heart or star your...
Okay, okay…that’s exactly what it means.
“Passive-aggressive behavior is really irritating. Unless I do it, then you...”
– Trish1981
Morning sex is "NOT HOT"
I will never understand the intrigue behind morning sex.
First of all, our mouths have been open all night, bringing in dirty, dry air and expelling stale gas tinged with the guacamole we ate right before bed. Who wants to suck face with someone whose mouth tastes like dirty tube sock?
Also, no one looks sexy, or at their best after tossing and turning and rolling around on a bed for 5 hours....
Guess which dummy has to walk in the snow at 9...
think about it…and then get back to me. Just wait until I get home after walking 4 blocks in the dark by myself. ~sob~
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You put the boom-boom into my heart
I'm getting a sore throat.
And my back is in spasms after shoveling my driveway. And I think something evil this way comes, in the form of monster PMS. But on the bright side..I have Dulce de Leche ice cream, and warm dutch apple pie.
So, pass me a spoon, a slice and a Midol, and let’s do this.
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You don't have to like me.
Actually, I’d prefer it if you didn’t. Just like I don’t have to like you either.
However, don’t get pissy just because I have the balls to say that shit out loud, while you’d just rather harbor it and hold it in and let it eat at you and give you bad skin and indigestion.
I've got TWO words for some of you
FLICKR ACCOUNT.
That’s all. Have a good day.
It's 17 degrees. And a blizzard is dumping a foot...
Maybe now would be a good time to take the air conditioner out of my bedroom window?
Let your cooter breathe
Steamed clams on the half shell are only good over angel hair pasta. Keep that in mind when you’re slipping non cotton panties, plus nylon pantyhose, plus wool pants over your snatch-ola. Nothing good will come from suffocating your trench and turning it into a mucky, sweaty, Russian bath house that smells like a hairy chested guy named Igor who smokes cigars, wears too much jewelry and...
I'm premenstrual...so no one is safe from my...
I get how cute pigtails are. I adore anklet socks with MaryJanes. I think ruffled rumba panties are to die for.
ON A 4 YEAR OLD!!!
If you are approaching menopause, or in some of your cases, welllllll into it, please stop dressing like a miniature Jon Benet Ramsey. It’s not cute. It’s not sexy. And quite frankly, any guy who likes his lady to dress like a 6 yr old needs some heavy...
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