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hoodkage:

90sdefect:

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beardedsavage:

Genetics are everything.

Only 2 Genders

"Fuck Harry Potter"

superwholock is trash

Beyonce isn’t good.

Rihanna can’t sing

Dr Who sucks

Racism doesn’t exist…

Pizza is overrated.

Kittens are ugly

heatherwanderer:

watch this video

no seriously

WATCH IT

This is my theme song. Listen to it. Thank me later.

The skin on my thumb started bubbling the other day and peeling and now the whole surface of it is sore. I think it’s the soap in the hospital that’s killing my skin, but of course I will google it and read about all the skin diseases I am sure I don’t have but will convince myself I definitely do have because of course I will.

Tonight we are having chicken caesar salad pizzas and I am definitely washing it down with some wine or rubbing alcohol or anything alcoholic because stress.

I need a hug or a million. And some sex…oh yes, some sex would be fantastic.

This perfectly sums up my day.

This perfectly sums up my day.

This is the picture of me that my daughter had taped to her wall the past 15 years.  

I know I’m looking at my own face I just have no recollection of who this girl was or what she must have been thinking.  

40 year old me just wants to reach into this picture and hold 22 year old me until the pain in her eyes goes away.

This is the picture of me that my daughter had taped to her wall the past 15 years.

I know I’m looking at my own face I just have no recollection of who this girl was or what she must have been thinking.

40 year old me just wants to reach into this picture and hold 22 year old me until the pain in her eyes goes away.

Before and after.

Top weight…203

Today…162.

Goal weight…140

Holy migraine, batman.

I woke up to a numb patch on my head, followed by one of those ocular brain damaged things and then spent the rest of the morning in bed trying not to puke on my sheets.

I took some meds and now it’s lessened to a dull, mind numbing aching thump over my left eye.

I’m trying to think AROUND the hurt, but it’s a lot harder than it sounds. I don’t know if it’s the weather or if I caught something the kids have (some upper chest  coughy thing from hell) and now I just want to curl up in a ball and close my eyes until my brain stops beeping.

If you have any cuddles and hair playing you could spare…I could use some in my pillow fort.

Please and thank you in advance.

Down another 2 pounds.  Even though I was a slacker this week.  
Small victories,  I’ll take’em. 
Starting weight: 198
Current weight:162

Down another 2 pounds. Even though I was a slacker this week.
Small victories, I’ll take’em.
Starting weight: 198
Current weight:162

When I have my period every thing I wear becomes scratch n sniff because seriously…all I smell is my butt.

  1. Why do married people only get to do things with each other? Where is it written that vacations and trips and outings all have to be done together like two plastic monkeys holding hands in a barrel?
  2. I just want to get hired already!!!!
  3. I drank my morning tea whilst wearing a hoodie…it just might be fall after all.
  4. I have been having weird dreams lately. Why is our subconscious so fucking stupid?
  5. I am craving steak and potatoes and salad and sushi and cheesecake in the worst freaking way.
  6. I want to take a vacation all by myself…how does one do that without filing for divorce first?
  7. Mason is still 11,000 dollars shy for his top surgery. Why can’t I be a millionaire so I can help my kid be the man he’s destined to be and so the pain can finally go away?